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Dear Internet, this time its goodbye [21 Jan 2007|09:16pm]

Im sorry internet I dont want to be friends with you anymore.  Ive moved on,  and found better things. ( crack )  This is the end of my livejournal officaly Just thought id give a final fairwell  to all of you out there who still use these god awful things. I rarley frequemt this blog anymore and when I do read what most of you have to say, I feel like throwing up all over you. And god help me if I ever feel the need to go back and read the stupid shit that I wrote. Id probbly throw up onmyself too. Ive always despised livejournal, so this is the end. Fairwell my friends. 

We hope you enjoyed your stay,
its good to have you with us, 
even if its just for the day,
we hope you enjoyed your stay, 
outside the sun is shining, 
and it feels like heavin isnt to far away...

 

~ Bill Out.

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[25 Dec 2006|12:29pm]

Twas the night before christmas and all through a house not a creature was stirring accept for the rompings and ravings of a woodland critter blood orgy proclaiming the birth of the anti christ. Oh Trey Parker and Matt Stone, my christmas might not have been so fucked up if I wouldnt have watched my favorite christmas tv  program this year. I love you both anyways. Make somthing funny again, please? Its christmas morning and no one bothered to get me new lungs like I asked for.  Way to go Santa. I got alot of neat and half useless stuff as usualy and several exreamly nice things I never really wanted to start with. I guess Im the only person who is un greatful when it comes to christmas. Its the one day of the year I believe in moderation. So my grandparents got me the "left behind" video game. Because im going to hell. Woooo. Merry fucking christmas all.  Im going to snowshoe and not returning if I get the chance. I want to fofill my dream of being an angry mountain hermit.

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No more Wii? [10 Dec 2006|11:21pm]
So Nintendo's getting sued. Big time. That whole coppy right infrengement thing is a bitch im told. Sorry Nintendo, if you loose and the Wii is taken off the market I will covet it above all my other collectables. It will fetch a shiny penny on E-Bay one day.  Im rootin for ya Reggie!
 
Full story here :

my PC is still not working. Im using moms for the meantime. Going to start killing if it doesnt get fixed.
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[07 Dec 2006|01:45am]
INTERNET MY COMPUTER IS T3h BROKEN. THERE IS ALSO A WAR RAGING IN MY GI TRACK. THIS MAY SPELL THE END FOR BILL KELLY!

to be continued...
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[04 Dec 2006|06:15pm]
New life lesson Learned : NEVER GO TO A FUNERAL SOBER. EVER. EVER. EVER.
Single Worst guilt filled day ever. Since ya know the last one.
And one last thing, If I ever drop to the dregs of society and develope a welfair mentality. Shoot me. I beg any of you who care even the tinyst bit. Shoot me in the goddamn face.

Happy Huntings ~ Bill Out.
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[28 Nov 2006|09:22pm]

1) List 20 things that you want to say to people

2) Don't say who they are.

3) Some of them may be things you'll probably never tell them.

4) Some people are on there twice


Enjoy!
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[24 Nov 2006|09:40pm]
" its the black friday rule"
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Cowabunga Dudes! [23 Nov 2006|03:16am]
TURTLE POWER BITCHES!

Ubisoft montreal is making a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game based on the black and white comic book from 84. The same studio that brought you Prince of Persia : The two Thrones.

I do not think I could possibly be more excited. It would take alot, and I mean alot to beat this.

... maybe if someone killed both lindsay lohan AND hillary duff, impaled their heads onto sharp poles, placed them in my front lawn, and then allowed me to act out a puppet show with them. Thats pretty much the only thing that could come close to making me less estatic about this game.

Turkey day tomorrow. Too bad I fucking hate turkey, And my family, I hate them too.

and keeping with the 80's slang for this Turtle Powered update:

Everyone have a Bodatious T-day!

~ Bill Out.
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[20 Nov 2006|05:10pm]
5 hours into the game. I take back all the bad things I said about Twilight Princess. Accept the piss poor graphics. Those still suck.
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[19 Nov 2006|10:30pm]
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so yea hit my keyboard abunch there. I dont really like the Wii. It sorta sucks.
I will shoot you down if you comment about me not liking it.
How nintendo could blow one of their AAA titles is beyond me.
I hate everyone. I smell like redneck and fanboy. Need a shower, need sleep, Need serious help. But thats ok because Gears of War makes the pain go away.

lolz Links a Furry.

Roof!

"we push on and we're owning. the opponents, we're pwning"

Thanksgiving break is shot. My uncle is dying and Im being forced to go see him. Call me a bastard but I dont care. Probbly going to try and fuck off to DC with poe after that. Sorry for letting everyone down I know you all love my stuff.

And I will now share with you what I screamed at my mother when I saw her today for the first time in 3 days.

" I DONT CARE MOM! I JUST WANT TO PLAY MY DAMN Wii! GO PAY FOR THINGS AND LEAVE ME BE!"

~ Bill Out
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[19 Nov 2006|05:20pm]
My name is Wilferd Brimley. I have diabeetis. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I cant sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the family dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of ice cream and struck my wife. Then I realized that my wife had been dead for six years.
Who the hell did I hit?
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[12 Nov 2006|07:40am]
Wow... the movie hard candy is FUCKED UP. JESUS CHRIST. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED Up.

I will never speak to a girl over the internet ever again, Nor will I ever go to /b.

Goddamn.

Watch Hard Candy because you never know when your balls are going to end up ina trash compactor.

~ Bill Out.
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[11 Nov 2006|04:21am]
At Andy's Killin dudes

That is all

~Bill Out.
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[09 Nov 2006|01:34am]
I did a good deed today. It doesnt make up for like the 50 terrible ones I also happend to commit today, but it still made me feel like there might be a shred of decency left in me.

You learn lots of neat stuff late at night.

and finally Fuck Fed EX.

~ Bill out.
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Where did all my time go? [07 Nov 2006|01:54am]
Tomorrow is a MUCH MUCH MUCH needed day of R&R. I seriously have stacks of comics to catch up on, and if you think I have alot of comics to read Im even farther behind on my gaming. Jesus christ I have about 3x as many games as I have time to actualy play them. So im waking up early and getting the job Done.

9:00am ~ Breakfast of champions. MMmm Mcdonalds.
9:30am ~ Return Home fully caffinated and read through all Civil War comics I have delayed.
11:00am ~ Eat Ramen.
11:30am ~ Begin Prey.
6:00pm ~ Stop where I am in Prey and order a Pizza. Get on the internet and check up on the days happenings until Pizza arrives.
7:00pm ~ Eat my wonderful pizza while watching Battle Star Galactica Season 1 which I purchased today.
11:00pm ~ Go line up somewhere in the freezing cold for GEARS OF WAR.
12:30am ~ Return Home and play Gears of War until my eyes bleed.

So thats tomorrow.

EMERGENCE DAY IS HERE!
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[05 Nov 2006|06:17pm]
Goddamn. I owe the bank 500 bucks, Im tired as balls, and I cant remember most of my night.

Looks like the party was bangin.

Next time I mention the word party, someone slap me. Never Again.
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[02 Nov 2006|12:00am]
Really want this to be over with. SOooooooOOOooooOOOOoooooo badly. Then maybe, just maybe things will be back to normal. I picked up over 200 dollars worth of shit today. It feels so great to pay for things months in advance then you forget about them and low and behold. I now own Neverwinter Nights 2 and Children of Mana. Neat stuff people, Neat stuff. Reserved Halo 3 today... I cant believe that its only been 2 years since the last game came out. Man time goes by so fast. Seriously Considering going into Game Design. I dont think I have the disiplin to do much else. Now time to do that last little bit of work before I go to bed.

THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?
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[27 Oct 2006|12:26am]
Its a party of 1.

and I hate it.
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[22 Oct 2006|03:23pm]
Attention Angelo, If you see this before you talk to the man himself. Cam is totaly comming down and spending the weekend with you. FUCK YEA!
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Yup Yup Yup [22 Oct 2006|03:00pm]
Played the Warcrack, Watched Violent movies, and went to bed early cause I was so fucking tired. MY god its been a long fucking weekend. Just want to sleep...
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[09 Oct 2006|04:08pm]
Fucking Oww... it was one of those nights. Forgot how much fun "those" nights are. This Message brought to you by the letter W for Woodferd Reserve. Also brought to you by the letter B for Beer and the Letter D for Decedence. Time to go wallow in my hangover.

p.s.

KATIE RUB MY HEAD!
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Hey pusherman push what ever it is your pushin my way [24 Sep 2006|09:56pm]
Dear interweb you took my loli's and Quarks is closed. I do not know what to do. Mom is demanding I clean the hell out of my room because its the base of the new security system which I dont want. WTF??? 

I beg of you, bring me endless entertainment. I am so alone without tv drama's to fuel my black soul. 

Apperently if you drink booze and get run over by a train, you make the news. lolz WV news. 

I have new starwars posters... I dont have room for them, what do I take down to make room for them??? 

And last but not least, would someone PLEASE tell me where the fuck waldo went? Mother Fucker Owes me money.
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[22 Sep 2006|05:03am]
Bill haet women... Bill want Swat Kats ...  Quark is being quite troublesome.  This message brought to you by waking up and puking at 5am.
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[31 Aug 2006|02:39am]

-24 hours of sleep. Prince of Tides raping me. Damn Petry. Fuck everything. Hate. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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[27 Aug 2006|05:33pm]
Well kids, its been a damn good run. You have to give it that. Today is the last day of the greatest, and worst time of our lives. You only get to do this once and years from now I promise you all, you will look back and think "what if Id done things differently." There are things I already wish I would have done differently but those are the moments that have defined my life. Heres to the nights we felt alive cause as of tomorrow its all over. The start of a whole new adventure lies ahead of us. This Chapter is closed. Prepair to suffer, Big Time.
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[26 Aug 2006|12:14am]
FUCKING HELLIPAD> FUCKDISADNASDNASDPU(ASNDASNDAS D  FUCK

Oh a reminder go see Little Miss Sunshine. It laughed harder then when I saw Snakes on a Mother fuckin Plane. And yes those are fightin words.
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[25 Aug 2006|04:13pm]
Why is that everything I do ends up comming back to zombies. Goddamn I do love me some zombies. Hey Graham if you ever give me a phone number. I'll come get you and we can bond over zombie slaughter. MMMMM zombies. Tv brings me promises of violence and nudity. I am now putting my attention there. Deep Cover is on bitches.
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[18 Aug 2006|06:15pm]
THE FOLLOWING LIST IS A SELECTION OF DENNY'S EATERIES IN THE STATE OF WV. I PLAN ON GOING TO THE CLOSEST ONE. I WILL BE LEAVING VERY SOON ON MY HOLY QUEST. I AM ALSO STONED OFF MY ASS RIGHT NOW. YOU CANOT FEEL ALIVE UNTIL YOUVE TAKEN A ROADTRIP FOR FAST FOOD. 
FOR THE HORDE!

1. 98.23 miles

2. 109.17 miles

3. 111.98 miles

4. 113.84 miles

5. 119.95 miles

This map is informational only
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WE GOT MOTHER FUCKIN SNAKES ON THE MOTHER FUCKIN PLANE! [18 Aug 2006|12:06pm]
SNAKES BITCHES! SNAKES ON CRACK ON A MOTHER FUCKIN PLANE! AINT YOU SEEN NON OF MY MOVIES THIS IS HOW I TALK! DO AS I SAY AND YOU WILL LIVE! TITTIES! SNAKES! RAPPERS! BIG FUCKIN SNAKES! TITTIES! AND DID I MENTION SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAKES@!

Best Movie Ever.
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Its a nice day for a White Wedding... Its a nice day to start again. [16 Aug 2006|10:16am]
SHUSH! I HAVENT BEEN LISTENING TO BILLY IDOL FOR THE PAST 2 HOURS~#@$@#$@#$@#

Anyways, I woke up around 7am ( I know I know wtf? ) And found Angelo and Sam passed out at my house. When the fuck did that happen?
So Im getting my windshield fixed tomorrow, some fucker broke in the passenger side of my windshield with a blunt object. I was so goddamn pissed. Today Ill go to school and get my schedule fixed up I suspose. Today also happens to be my favorite day of the week. Because its COMIC DAY!!!!  Mmmm  comics. However since Chyerals doesnt open until noon Im just going to sit around and finish up my Gary Oldman in the 90's movie Marathon. THey just dont make movies like this anymore. Well I guess they make a few just as good, cause people THERE ARE MOTHER FUCKIN SNAKES ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE this friday : )
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